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发布时间：2006-11-12 12:20:00
1. TEACHER: George， go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is！
TEACHER: Correct. Now， class， who discovered America?
CLASS: George！
2. TEACHER: Ellen， give me a sentence starting with “I”.
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No， Ellen. We always say， “I am.”
ELLEN: All right... “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other，
what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands！
4. TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes， Sir.
TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
STUDENT: Yes， Sir， but since I broke my promise， I don’t expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box， I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me， Teacher... snakes don’t have feet. |
